Happy Mothers’ Day to all the mothers out there and especially to my mother who has been beyond wonderful to me and the rest of the family. The selflessness, graciousness and love displayed by my mom are beyond the reach of words.
So, the next best thing is to revive a time-honored tradition of making fun of your mom. All in love, of course.
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Yo mama’s so fat her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama’s so fat that when she crosses the street cars look out for her.
Yo mama’s so stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean.
Yo mama’s so fat I swerved to avoid her and ran out of gas.
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Ooo, what you got?
Yo….I don’t understand number 3. I really tried to figure it out, along with my friend who is sitting next to me.
Hmm… That must have been an early morning when I thought that was funny…
I’m going to pretend it means that yo mama’s head is so empty (because she’s so stupid) that when you stand next to her you can then hear the ocean.
Maybe?
haha.. litty! She was hard core about trying to figure this out.. both of our brains combined got absolutely no where with this one.. there’s never been so much momentary silence between us before.. =)
Please allow me an attempt to redeem myself. I mean, it’s 1:30am… things can only get better, right?
Ahem…
Yo mama’s so fat she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
Yo mama’s so fat her belly button’s got an echo.
Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is Ragu.
**and finally, because it’s so stupid and, therefore, I love it:
Yo mama’s so fat that when she goes to an all-you-can-eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
Thank you! Goodnight, everybody!