Egg-ceptional Deep Down (Oh, Shut Up)

I think I’m doing okay, you know?

I’ve achieved some stuff in my life so far.

I’ve accomplished some goals.

I’ve discovered some talents and tried to put them to use.

I’m trying to do some good, looking to make a difference around me.

I think, for the most part, I’m progressing nicely as a human being, contributing my small but worthwhile portion to humanity.

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Despite all those things, though, I continually remind myself that I am a failure at cleanly and effectively peeling a hard-boiled egg.

What’s wrong with me??